i think ur a contra

sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro


Kyle MacLachlan, all suited up in front of his trailer.

Kyle MacLachlan, all suited up in front of his trailer.

when they mess up your order at mcdonalds

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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Giving Up Da Gun
L'homme Run

kazerd:

if u have not heard the original by l’homme run then i suggest u listen now

  1. teacher: ur essay is full of mistakes lmao
  2. me: lol who gives a fuck about an oxford comma
  3. teacher: tru
glintglimmergleam:

truly following in the footsteps of his prophet namesake

glintglimmergleam:

truly following in the footsteps of his prophet namesake

Drink wine. This is life eternal. This is all that youth will give you. It is the season for wine, roses, and drunken friends. Be happy for this moment, this moment is your life.
Omar Khayyám 

queerstevenrogers:

 if I was looking for safe, I wouldn’t be sticking my dick through a wall

hoshaway:

matching icons for you and your worst friend

weepling:

Mark Rothko, Untitled, 1949

weepling:

Mark RothkoUntitled, 1949

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